Yeah, because the first thing I think when I meet somebody is “Holy shit, this bitch is gonna bite me.”
My Mom: Me:
Why didn’t you do your laundry? I’m not gonna do a load of 1 shirt
Your room looks like a tornado hit it!! There’s one sock on the floor mom.
What’d you eat today? Cereal
So you didn’t eat any fruits or vegetables??!!! No mom it appears i haven’t.
Why are you so quiet? Are you mad? No I just have nothing to say
Seriously you can tell me! No! I have nothing to say!
Why do you never talk to me? I seriously have nothing to say to you.
My relationship with my mother